The Morning Pot

Previously posted to a mom’s group.

I’m a coffee nut. Daily do I imbibe at the carafe of the dark mysterious brew. Today I bring you a well traveled tidbit of coffee humor.

Why Coffee Is Better Than Men

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
They have coffee at police stations.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.


About Isabella LeCour

She is nothing more than the collections of thoughts placed into the virtual worlds. She is a poet, a mother, a lover, many things to different people. But mostly, she is nothing but smoke and mirrors - some ethereal thing that blinks in an out of existence.
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